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It turns out that all you need for quite during the footy is AAA batteries. This must be the top of the range model remote with 'UNIVERSAL MUTE' that works on everything!
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They wanted a sweet little Grandma, but the 'golden years' came with extra 'gold', and extra 'vodka', hold my wine, hold my cigar, and, hold my standards.
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Some people have a 'corner office', but this one is thinking outside the 'box', the first remote worker to close a deal 'mid-dump', the bathroom is the new boardroom.
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He's old enough to know better, young enough not to care, proof that 'feeling young' is a contact sport, and he's feeling young, 'literally'.
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Old enough to know better, too old to care, calories don't count after 60, neither do other people's opinions, world's greatest old bastard.
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We asked for a horse, but Sales, Legal, Marketing, and Engineering, all had a veto and feature request, so the committee delivered this, classic.
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Daggy isn’t a phase mate, it’s a lifestyle, peak performance: 1987, peak fashion: never, he didn’t choose the daggy life, the daggy life chose him, and he never left.
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A 'hard earned' thirst meets the 'hard earned' second can, first beer: responsible, second beer: Australian, more beers, downright Australian, a true patriot.
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The original GOAT ASS HOLE, graduated top of his class, proudest moment of a very consistent career, Certification awarded upon continuous demonstration of the skill, he didn’t earn it, he was it.
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He said 'I Do' without a lawyer, convicted of leaving the toilet seat up 16 years ago, good behavior does not reduce the sentence, his cellmate is the dog, but the dog has more privileges.
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All 'original' parts, comes with extra 'spare tyre', documented history, some parts hardly used, looks old, runs modern, but does needs extra warm up.
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This knight is truly riding 'hard', and she knows this will be a 'knight' to remember, he is one of the knights of the 'round bed', and the one and only 'overnight knight'.
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Help ‘spread’ the 'word' and she’s already doing her bit to ‘widely’ distribute it... where grammar is optional and 'legs' are 'mandatory'.
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When you hear the Crow call.. it reminds you of those little moments like.. when your partner says 'We need to talk', or when that innocent Fart turns into a Shart, or just FARK!, that escalated quickly.
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Forget the corner office, the porcelain office is where the real work gets done.. proof that some people really do give a crap about their job.
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