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Album: Funny

NSD-1032 | These universal remotes are bonza T-Shirt

Description: It turns out that all you need for quite during the footy is AAA batteries. This must be the top of the range model remote with 'UNIVERSAL MUTE' that works on everything!

NSD-1031 | I dug three holes because the other two weren't deep enough T-Shirt

Description: This guy is the brightest we've got. Lucky we didn't ask him to dig 20 holes.. Not deep enough.. Dig another one!

NSD-1030 | I don't just take it easy I take it anyway I can get it T-Shirt

Description: This guy takes whatever he can get, as long as it's from his chair. Taking it easy is his cardio, his 'only' cardio.

NSD-1029 | Australian designated swimming area T-Shirt

Description: When the brochure said 'Unique Australian Swimming Experience', they weren't lying, swim between the flags mate, lol..

NSD-1028 | I've got batt Flatteries T-Shirt

Description: Error 0xDEAD: battery not found, dignity not found, switched to low power mode, and low personality mode.

NSD-1027 | Growing old disgracefully T-Shirt

Description: They wanted a sweet little Grandma, but the 'golden years' came with extra 'gold', and extra 'vodka', hold my wine, hold my cigar, and, hold my standards.

NSD-1026 | Lack of planning on your part is not an emergency on my part T-Shirt

Description: What can we say, we've all been there..

NSD-1024 | Beauty is only a light switch away T-Shirt

Description: I'm just adjusting the mood lighting dear...

NSD-1023 | You're only as old as the woman you feel T-Shirt

Description: He's old enough to know better, young enough not to care, proof that 'feeling young' is a contact sport, and he's feeling young, 'literally'.

NSD-1022 | Growing old disgracefully T-Shirt

Description: Old enough to know better, too old to care, calories don't count after 60, neither do other people's opinions, world's greatest old bastard.

NSD-1021 | Bonza T-Shirt

Description: Bonza drop mate, came for the leaves, stayed for the larger, she'll be right after one more can.

NSD-1020 | Bonza T-Shirt

Description: Bonza brew mate, not hopping mad, just hopping thirsty, fair dinkum true blue cobber.

NSD-1019 | Why wasn't Jesus born here couldn't find three wise men T-Shirt

Description: Nowhere in Australia, we looked in every pub, every bar, every beer garden, every bottle shop, nothing.

NSD-1018 | I always get the best rolls in life T-Shirt

Description: My roll in life matters, so does the 'ply', roll with the punches, never leave a 'seat' without it, truly a 'high roller'.

NSD-1017 | Horse designed by committee T-Shirt

Description: We asked for a horse, but Sales, Legal, Marketing, and Engineering, all had a veto and feature request, so the committee delivered this, classic.

NSD-1016 | R.E.D. Retarded extremely daggy T-Shirt

Description: Daggy isn’t a phase mate, it’s a lifestyle, peak performance: 1987, peak fashion: never, he didn’t choose the daggy life, the daggy life chose him, and he never left.

NSD-1015 | Only one thing better than the first beer the second beer T-Shirt

Description: A 'hard earned' thirst meets the 'hard earned' second can, first beer: responsible, second beer: Australian, more beers, downright Australian, a true patriot.

NSD-1014 | Certified complete ass hole T-Shirt

Description: The original GOAT ASS HOLE, graduated top of his class, proudest moment of a very consistent career, Certification awarded upon continuous demonstration of the skill, he didn’t earn it, he was it.

NSD-1013 | Domestic Prisoner T-Shirt

Description: He said 'I Do' without a lawyer, convicted of leaving the toilet seat up 16 years ago, good behavior does not reduce the sentence, his cellmate is the dog, but the dog has more privileges.

NSD-1012 | Most parts are in perfect working order T-Shirt

Description: All 'original' parts, comes with extra 'spare tyre', documented history, some parts hardly used, looks old, runs modern, but does needs extra warm up.

NSD-1010 | Could be radioactive at full capacity T-Shirt

Description: WARNING: Handle with extreme care at 'full' capacity, possible 'Radioactive Meltdown' if pushed beyond safe limits.

NSD-1004 | I used to be conceited but now I'm  perfect T-Shirt

Description: My self-esteem isn't just high, it has its own frequent flyer program and I don't suffer from arrogance, I enjoy every minute of it.

NSD-1001 | Naughty Slogans Logo T-Shirt

Description: Welcome to our naughtyslogans.com logo.. wear it with pride and attitude.

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